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Friday, October 21, 2011

A Few Things My Daddy Taught Me

1. Be concious of the fact that wearing bicycle cleats means that it will hurt if you fall and forget to uncleat.

2. You can tell your mother ANYTHING. You can only tell me CERTAIN THINGS.

3. He is absolutely not good enough for you.

4. I am the gold standard through which you shall compare any man that saunters through your life. Refer to #3.

5. Do unto others...

6. South Carolina sausage is the ambrosia of the gods.

7. Scotch is a man's drink.

8. Watching & being in nature is the cathedral God intended. Be concious of it, and you will know Him.

9. Pride can be a good thing. So can shame.

10. Take care of your ticker. Heart disease runs in the family.

11. Don't poke holes in peanuts that are "vacuum packed," unless you are going to buy them and eat them.

12. Do not tease an english bulldog who has been taught to defend his chew toy.

13. Realize that your mom and I will agree...don't attempt to play us against each other.


Happy Birthday, Dad. I can't wait to see what else I learn.

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